Well that was a tense ten mile stretch.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 08/28/2016 at 22:23 • Filed to: just pull over

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I guess my gauge isn’t perfectly linear past 1/8 of a tank. It quickly dropped low enough to see the the E tick ABOVE the needle, approaching Kramer-style wrecklessness. Nearest station ten miles from there. According to this pump, I had at most 9 miles left of gas in my tank by the time I got there.

As a married man, who has also worked at the same company for many years, this is PEAK dangerous living for me, people!!!

For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2016 at 22:31

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Regularly falling asleep next to someone who would assume all your assets upon your death sounds riskier :/

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > For Sweden 08/28/2016 at 22:33

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What assets do I have, the longbed?

For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2016 at 22:34

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You wouldn’t kill for a longbed?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2016 at 22:35

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Dogo

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > For Sweden 08/28/2016 at 22:35

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I already did — err, I mean, I might.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/28/2016 at 22:36

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That’s more of a liability than an asset.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2016 at 23:00

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We’ve accidentally achieved a synergy here...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 08/28/2016 at 23:16

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Oh by the way, those modern ones are totally pieces of shit. I found a proper one at a garage sale some years ago. Try that.

vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2016 at 23:47

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Even with the scan gauge I start hyperventilating under 100km to empty.. I went down to 20 km once but it wasn't worth the stress.

smobgirl > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 08/29/2016 at 00:51

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Like Zoid said. Or for some reason our thrift stores always seem to have them.